Botham XI vs Benaud XI
To be fair, it's not quite eleven on each side, but if you throw in some production staff, scorers et al, I'm sure we could have a face off between the Channel 4 and Sky Sports cricket teams. Good Ol' Benaud is a little too long in the tooth, I suspect and if you add the SBS studio experts Dean Jones and Greg Matthews, the balance shifts decidedly, unless another former cricketer with a successful hair transplant could be found on the Sky Sports side. In any case, Advanced Hair Studios will be delighted to sponsor the whole thing, since Benaud's hairdo has had the transplanted look since iron age. - NK PS: For those not familiar with Aussie TV, SBS is the free-to-air network that is beaming Ashes down here.